pheasents

Driving along with my lovely daughter when as usual a Pheasant wanders across the road " stupid bird why don't they just fly instead of just running demented in front of the car "when my daughter say's "do you know why they don't always fly" "no" says I, "well dad its because they can only fly twice in their lives and that one has probably used it's two flights. With a completely straight face I asked her how she came upon this information, she said her friend L....... had told her and she wouldn't tell a lie, I couldn't keep the straight face any longer and just burst out laughing at the same time splattering the Pheasant all over the road. Now the dilemma do I tell my lovely daughter her friend was winding her up, or keep quiet and let her tell the next person she's with the same story when the Pheasant wanders across the road. #Flying Pheasant